Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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