Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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