Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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