Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
