She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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