I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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