Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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