i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just high enough for therapy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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