I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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