yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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