Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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