help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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