What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
