Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
sarcasm needs its own font
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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