He uses pillows to masturbate.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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