You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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