wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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