He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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