Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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