just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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