new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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