chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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