In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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