I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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