Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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