The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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