check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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