i don't like sucking hair
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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