I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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