She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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