So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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