All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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