Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My feet surprised me
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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