HIV tests are more positive than that guy
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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