i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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