Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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