I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
now i know why i became what i already was.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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