I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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