But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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