if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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