Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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