Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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