How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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