Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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