Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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