We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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