PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Randomize
