Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
