I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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