i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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